THE AMAZINGLY RETARDED ADVENTURES OF SANGADIN & HOTA | |
EPISODE 1: THE SEARCH FOR LUNCH "Eyeball isn't my game" said Hota. Too much awfulknees of the pants was bound to be found in Sangadin's pack. Today the samuari brothers were to set out on their quest for lunch. The plan was to trek east for about three days and plant a tree... later they would wonder why. "Plant first ask questions later" they'd always been told. Moxy "The Dangerous Toktok" was on their trail and as soon as they planted the tree Moxy planted his tree underneath theirs. He was never that bright. Sangadin said to his full brother Hota "You're the taller one and I'm the smart one right?" and Hota said "I don't know". "Excellent!" said Sangadin. Jesus and his cousin Clickonceforyes, three dogs, a Scott and a Kevin, a book about Pandas and their role in the fall of the Berlin wall, the correct spelling of pumkin, a long metal boat used for pointing Roger Anderson at people, Friday, a thermostat that only measures the temperature of benches, a calculator owned by a girl who likes Coke more than Pepsi, pretzels that are always layed next to a phone, a lamp, a cushion, Fenway Bob, two people who claim to be the rightful King of Canada, a windmill that knows Brighton Meevley, pointy things that smell a bit like coconuts and cinnamon, a book about book's about Pandas, nothing, nice town you've got here, lead nipples, and Gary's mom on drugs later... they found lunch. |
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EPISODE 2: WHERE THE WHAT IS WHEN IT'S THERE Coming Oct. 17th EPISODE 4: THE SCARYNESS THAT SCARED HOTA Coming Oct. 31st EPISODE 6: LUCKY MR. TESTIVERDIES Coming Nov. 14th |
EPISODE 3: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
Coming Oct. 24th EPISODE 5: STOP TOUCHING MY STINGER Coming Nov. 7th EPISODE 7: FOR THE LOVE OF POO Coming Nov. 21st |
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